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That time is almost upon us again.....the changes....and along with it another riviting England game....Yawn Yawn. I suppose some of us won't want to make any team changes because of the phenomenal success we have achieved so far.....for instance Dean Ripley....Who?....yes you Dean...Where are you....thats right at the bottom without one single win to your name.....all together......awwwww.

It has been pointed out to me that I had better change this page because of Man Utd having some success in Europe....why? Just because they have had a couple of lucky results against crap opposition.....No I am saving my praise for Newcastle and Arsenal who have both out shone the reds by a mile!!!!!!!!!!!

Matt Elliott is about to be disciplined for what looked to me like assault against Micheal owen....fair enough...but I have 2 questions to ask the F.A.

1. Why is it only a misconduct charge...and not violent conduct.

2. Why isn't Uriah Rennie being disciplined as well...he was a yard away and missed the whole thing...I don't think so Mr Rennie....

I think that the F.A. are bending over backwards to help you Mr Rennie for one reason only......and you know what that reason is....and it isn't because you are a United player...it is the other reason isn't it?????

Luke Skywalker the force is among us and it isn't helping poor Dean Ripley is it

I have just had an anonymous tip from an undisclosed source....Don't sell any players to Paul Branagan....he won't pay you for them....cheers Paul for being such a sport!!

I am inviting every manager down to the New Inn in Droylsden soon to meet up with the rest of the managers...and watch yours truly make a twat out of himself performing live....I will gladly sign autographs and gaily swagger around the room all night showing off my ample bosom to the highest bidder......somehow I don't think that will be Paul Roper.. will it? Watch this space next week for the Date and time

If you can attend....a great night is guaranteed....and the beer is absolutely brilliant

England.....doesn't that name roll off the tongue easily......like shit and crap or shite or bollocks....couldn't we rename the english football team after one of these words.....after all then when we look at the TV times at least we would know what we are getting wouldn't we...........8.00pm Shite V Belgium doesn't that sound much better.

Sweden we love you....you are a great country and we are not fit to lick your boots.....you are much more intelligent than us and your football team is twice as good as ours.....we are sorry for all the gags about your race and know you will give your best against Poland....lick lick.

Bollocks to that....your music's shite....your football team is full of gay Ikea type wankers and you talk with a stupid accent..but your women are fit....I'll give you that one!

Talking of Ikea....only a pretentious pratt would buy from there wouldn't they

Can I please inform everyone who reads this page that CDE Catering Engineers are the finest in the country by far....they are much better than Bar Services (tut tut)of Droylsden ....thankyou.

I see Manchester City have spashed out again on a top striker...Karl Hienz eh....oh no...that's right he has gone to that other massive club...Fulham hasn't he.......Damn....beat to the bid by a giant of the game once again.....and if we don't hurry up....that other world class striker Brett "hitman"Angel will go somewhere else as well......maybe Whitton Albion will beat us to his signature.....they have probably got more money than us anyway!

I bet they really do have more money than Oldham, Stockport and Bury put together.....What I dont understand is why these crap clubs don't join forces and merge.......Why..they might get 10,000 to a home game if they did....wouldn't that be nice...on second thoughts why don't they just throw in the towel the sad load of amatures.....and the players might as well give up as well.

I was reading this week about how BT are ripping everyone off with their charges....and how they are raking it in from the internet.....Well...it doesn't supprise me....it explains how they can afford to employ so many mindless morons.

Steven Moore has been playing in the trees these past couple of weeks...haven't you Steve....oooh he looks such a hunk in his new uniform...oooh Steve please can I oil your body.....hey has anyone seen John Oats of Hall and Oats in the past few years.....no me neither.......!!!!!!!!

I heard Paul Roper paid a bill this week...he had to be sat down....wrapped in a blanket and given hot sweet tea for the severe shock....careful George it might be the dentist next week!!

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I was watching Manchester City Last Sunday on Sky.....and finally it dawned on me.....something I had noticed a while ago...but couldn't quite put my finger on ...it has eluded me.....and yet it was so obvious....they're SHITE!!!!.....the fans are clearly the best in the world by a country mile....but the players are absolute Wank....Going up?....don't make me laugh!

Last week I took the rip out of Graham Rix......I promiseI won't do the same to Dave Jones.....after all the guy was a social worker....an upstanding part of the system......the problem was....it only stood up for little boys (Aledgedly)...I am such a coward...I don't fancy a law suit..

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Shaun Goater......a dream of a striker....fast intelligent with a deft touch and two precise feet.....Steps....a wonderfully talented band of musicians with a long career ahead of them...Paul Roper....a generous person who will give the coat off his back to a stranger in the rain......Dean Ripley....A football manager with an extremely good eye for spotting brilliant players